Wednesday, October 26, 2016

IMAGINE (part two of three)

Imagine you’re Joseph.

Like every other teenaged Hebrew male, your marriage has been arranged – but you feel fortunate that it was to Mary. Besides being a well-versed Jewish girl, intelligent, a good cook and well-trained by her mother in the finer skill of home care that she will need as a wife, she’s also rather pretty, perhaps even beautiful. And, a virgin. Even at our ages, in a crossroads town like Nazareth, that's no given. And she's a real one, not just a girl whose parents think she’s still a virgin, but a girl who by all accounts has kept both body and mind pure in anticipation of her husband-to-be.

Which, needless to add, is you.

And then, out of the blue, Mary comes to you one day and says, “um, we need to talk.”

Uh-oh. That’s never good.

“Sure, Mary – what is it?”

Mary, usually so confident in her speech, is staring at the ground and reluctant to say anything. So you start her off. “Mary? Mary? Dearest, whatever it is, we can face it together, I promise. We can –

“I’m pregnant.”

(Pause. Jaw hits the floor.)

“Um….pregnant? Mary, uh…”

“I swear to you, Joseph – I have not cheated on you!”

“Mary, ah, by definition, you have, dear….”

“No, I swear to you, by all that’s holy, I haven’t, Joseph.”

(Pause.)

“Okay -----I’m waiting.”

A smile breaks over your betrothed’s face, and she reaches up to kiss you.Thank you, dear. That’s as much as I could have possibly asked for from you.”

And the tale she tells you is beyond reasonable…but she is so earnest, so authentic in her telling of the events of that night not that long ago, that you can’t help but believe her. Mary has never lied to you. She has been exactly what she was purported to be when the marriage was arranged. It would be completely out of character to make something like this up.
Yet…it could be a cover-up for an affair.

So… what to do? I don’t want to be cast as a cuckhold, but I will not have Mary shunned as an adulterer – 0r worse – when I can’t be sure.

And – I trust her.

Days later, you come up with a compromise plan: Quietly break off the betrothal, the engagement, and do whatever needs to be done so that she can have the child in secret without the stigma of her having the child as a bastard. But before she can be told about his plan, you are visited by a vision from an angel of the Lord Himself:

“Joseph, son of David, do not fear to take Mary as your wife, for that which is conceived in her is from the Holy Spirit. She will bear a son, and you shall call his name Jesus, for he will save his people from their sins.”

When he awoke, Joseph came to his fiancée and apologized for doubting her. He took Mary into his arms and promised to stand by her, no matter what. As the angel had told him, he refrained from relations with her until after the birth of her son, so as to maintain her virginity as the Scriptures forecast.

 In the spring, as Mary’s pregnancy was approaching its completion, Caesar Augustus ordered that all within the Roman Empire must go to the town of their birth for a census.

 What kind of husband are you? This is going to be a seventy-mile journey, mostly by foot, although Mary would have a donkey to ride. Are you up to this? Can you take care of her the whole trip? What if her water breaks while we’re in the middle of nowhere? Can you handle that, ‘bridegroom’? Lord God Almighty, I’m scared. Please be with me – with both of us – as we journey to Bethlehem Ephrathah, home of my ancestors. Lord God Almighty, will we be all right?

  The answer, it seems, is yes.

  Joseph and Mary travel for five days, alongside a pack of about one hundred fellow Judeans, across treacherous territory, to reach the city of his forefathers, tiny Bethlehem, of which the prophet Micah foretold would be the birthplace of the “ruler of Israel, whose coming forth is from old, from ancient days.” Along the way, as he leads the burro his wife-to-be and child-t0-be ride on, he wonders about that prophecy, and if that’s who his betrothed is bearing. If so, he’d best be sure to find a good place to stay when they reach Bethlehem, because that’s where Mary will most likely give birth.


Imagine you’re the innkeeper who has to turn Joseph and Mary away.

You feel terrible about it. You can see that the young man is exhausted, having come all the way from Nazareth for the census, and that his lovely bride is heavy with child. Your wife is nagging you from the kitchen (what turn-of-the-millenium Jews call the kitchen, anyway) to find a place for them somewhere.

But you know better.  There is no room for them here. The phrase “innkeeper”, to a 21st century reader, may be misleading – the couple doesn’t run a motel or anything remotely like one. But they do have a large home, and during Passover and other feasts, or events such as this one, they do allow fellow Judeans from afar to use the upstairs rooms as a base of operations and a place to sleep.

And this couple, arriving just the day before the census begins, has come too late for any of the three rooms they can offer to be available. And certainly, they’re not in shape to deal with the needs of a highly pregnant mother. Not to mention the donkey would have no place to stay, either, as he gave out his last stall with the last family who arrived.

They’re young. They’ll manage, he hoped.

They’ll find somewhere else in town.


Imagine you’re Herod.

You have Judea in the palm of your hand. The Roman Empire has complete control of this region of the world, and Caesar Augustus has given you complete control of Judea, as they did your father before you. You have lived this life of power and luxury your entire life.

But now something has happened that has shook you to your very core.

Three astrologers, wise men from far-away lands, have in conjunction come to Bethlehem in search of a King – and they don’t mean you. No, it seems they are of the united opinion that because of a star planted above the town, they would find an infant born here that would grow up to be, as they put it, “King Of The Jews”.

You call your experts – the Pharisees and scribes of the Jewish religion. They promptly inform you, well, yeah, there is a prophecy in Scripture, specifically something called the Book of Micah, that says,

“‘And you, O Bethlehem, in the land of Judah,
are by no means least among the rulers of Judah;
for from you shall come a ruler
who will shepherd my people Israel.’”

Now, your policy is generally live and let live as far as the Hebrews are concerned. As long as what they choose to do doesn’t interfere with the Roman occupation of the land, and taxes were paid, Rome would pay little attention to Judea, and would leave the status quo in place, which was just fine with King Herod.

But if a “king” was to be raised from among the rabble, then it was possible – more than possible – that this “king” might lead a rebellion against Roman occupation. And win or lose (as unthinkable as losing to an unarmed population was to a Roman governor), the mere act of a rebellion would draw the ire of Rome – and Herod might be stripped of power. That could never be allowed to happen.

Better to nip this in the bud.

So, you order a new policy among the Hebrew population: the mass murder of all boys born in the last two years. (Better safe than sorry.) Eliminate all the candidates for this “Messiah” position – eliminate the faint hope of an uprising amongst these peasants.

Good. That’s taken care of. Time to move on to another subject…

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