I know, I know - I said no posts this weekend. But this was amusing and worth sharing...
Iowa's football team is struggling against the #3 Michigan Wolverines, and late in the first quarter they only had a few yards on offense and perhaps one first down. But on 4th down and 8 or 9, they received TWO consecutive "running into the punter" penalties that gave them a first down.
Best offense of the night... perhaps they should consider an all-punt offense. (Kinda like Aussie Rules!) What in the world would that even LOOK like?
I blog about a variety of things that interest me: much of it stems from Christ and God, as the description of ACT 2 MINISTRIES attests. BUT topics also include football of all types (American, mostly, but Australian Rules is my passion!), music (I taught, composed, and performed for thirty years), and life, love, sports, family, and even the "real world" as it intervenes. Come along for the ride and be part of the family!
Saturday, November 12, 2016
Radio silence...
There won't be any new posts this weekend - in the process of downsizing, we are transferring our internet from the now-empty house to the new smaller place, where I won't have "typing" access until Monday (thank you for this much, iPhone!). So I'll save my profundity until the 14th! Have a great weekend!
Thursday, November 10, 2016
Quick hits on the rectangular grids for this weekend
ACC) We like Duke at home against UNC with the points (Carolina's favored by 10.5), and Virginia to cover a ten point spread at home against Miami. Otherwise, we like favorites Clemson, FSU, Louisville, NC St, and Va Tech.
Big Ten) No real issues here - our favorites are the same as everyone else's: Michigan, OSU, MSU, PSU, Nebraska, NW, and the Badgers.
Big XII) Same as Vegas: we'll take Iowa St, OK, OSU, and Texas over WV by 1.5 for the win.
Pac-12) Again, no shockers here: our predicted winners are Stanford (-2 at Oregon), Washington, Wazzu, Colorado, Utah, and UCLA.
SEC) FOLLOWING FOOTBALL predicts two upsets in the Southeast: We like Arkansas at home over LSU (-7.5), and Texas A&M by half a point over Ole Miss when they're favored by ten. (Not quite an upset, but you see what we mean...). Otherwise, we like Florida, Missouri, Tennessee, Alabama, and Auburn.
AAC) Two upsets predicted here: we like Memphis over USF (favored by three), and Navy over Tulsa (favored by 1.5). We also think Cincinnati will stay close to UCF, who's favored by 12.5. Houston and East Carolina should both win as predicted.
Conf USA) Our model doesn't entirely realize how weak Marshall is, or how good Charlotte is this year. But if you believe our model, Marshall's favored to cover against Middle Tennessee, and Charlotte's margin over Rice is only three on our board, instead of 10.5. I can't guarantee these two predictions, to be honest - but I do think MTSU and Charlotte win this weekend, as well as FAU, Old Dominion, WKU, and La Tech.
MAC) Most of these games were played the last two days. (What if you were at the WMU/Kent State game, which took place while the meat of the election count took place?) The only game left has Miami over Buffalo.
MWC) As we've said before, Vegas likes the winners - they have SDSU and Boise favored by an extra TD or two every week, and they do again. Betting against the spread with those teams over the long haul isn't a bad idea. The other winners should be Wyoming, USU, and Air Force.
Sun Belt) Interesting games this week: we like App St over Troy (even), Ark St big over NMSU, Georgia St big over ULM, Georgia Southern over ULL, and Texas St covers but loses to Idaho (-7.5).
HIGHLIGHTED FCS games) Undefeated North Dakota (-2) over Northern Arizona; Cal Poly (-1.5) at Weber St; Northern Iowa (-6) at Western Illinois; SDSU over rival South Dakota (+11.5); a huge game with James Madison (-2) at Villanova; and a tossup with William&Mary @ Towson; Abilene Christian @ SE Louisiana (-6); Nicholls St @ Central Ark (-19); the big Harvard @ Penn (-3) game for the Ivy lead; and Columbia (-2.5) over Cornell; the Citadel to remain unbeaten (-16) against VMI; Chattanooga and Furman are both 8 point favorites in the Southern conference; Southern is a one point pick at Prairie View A&M in the SWAC West; we're favoring Duquesne by 6.5 in a critical game against Sacred Heart in the NEC, and Wagner @ Robert Morris is projected dead even; the Tennessee Tech @ Tennessee St rivalry has State as a TD favorite; and finally, we're looking forward to the Charleston Southern @ Liberty game in the Big South, which will go a long way towards determining that conference champ with Coastal Carolina out of the way [the Chanticleers are meandering their way into the FBS ranks for next year and with their increased scholarships are ineligible for FCS hardware this season - so far they are 7-2 this season, and should join the Sun Belt in 2017 with some gusto!]
IN THE CANADIAN FOOTBALL LEAGUE PLAYOFFS...
Edmonton @ Hamilton (eastern conference) - we like the Edmonton Eskimos on the road, 34-29. Hamilton's struggled to put good games together all season, and the Esks are riding high right now.
Winnipeg @ BC Lions (western conference) - BC Place in Vancouver's a hard road win - it's a dome, it's loud, and it was a long trip getting there. The Blue Bombers have had a great season, but we'll take the BC Lions at home, 35-27.
The eastern winner goes to Ottawa next week; the western winner plays at Calgary. The two victors of those games go to the 104th Grey Cup on November 27th. (Bet Calgary right now.)
AND FINALLY, in the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE:
Let's run 'em down! Arizona (-13.5 on FOLLOWING FOOTBALL; -16 in Vegas yesterday) over SF... Baltimore (-10 and -10) tonight over Cleveland... Carolina (-3 from FF, -2 Vegas) over KC...here's one upset: we like New Orleans (-2.5 from us; +3 in Vegas!) at home versus punchless Denver... Green Bay (-2.5, -6) at Tennessee....Houston (- 1.5 and - 4) at Jacksonville... NY Giants (-2 from FF, even in Vegas) over Cincy... the NY Jets (-1.5 and - 5) over LA at home...Philly (even on our board, -1 in Vegas) over Atlanta...Pittsburgh (-2.5 from our computer, -1 from Nevada's) over Dallas, although personally I'd ride Dak Prescott in this game... San Diego by 4 on FF, and by 7 from the pros, over Miami... Tampa Bay by half a point to a full point over Chicago...and finally, we'll take Washington (-3, +1) over Minnesota this week.
Here's hoping we do better this week than last! It was a good example why you should treat this as recreation instead of money making!
Big Ten) No real issues here - our favorites are the same as everyone else's: Michigan, OSU, MSU, PSU, Nebraska, NW, and the Badgers.
Big XII) Same as Vegas: we'll take Iowa St, OK, OSU, and Texas over WV by 1.5 for the win.
Pac-12) Again, no shockers here: our predicted winners are Stanford (-2 at Oregon), Washington, Wazzu, Colorado, Utah, and UCLA.
SEC) FOLLOWING FOOTBALL predicts two upsets in the Southeast: We like Arkansas at home over LSU (-7.5), and Texas A&M by half a point over Ole Miss when they're favored by ten. (Not quite an upset, but you see what we mean...). Otherwise, we like Florida, Missouri, Tennessee, Alabama, and Auburn.
AAC) Two upsets predicted here: we like Memphis over USF (favored by three), and Navy over Tulsa (favored by 1.5). We also think Cincinnati will stay close to UCF, who's favored by 12.5. Houston and East Carolina should both win as predicted.
Conf USA) Our model doesn't entirely realize how weak Marshall is, or how good Charlotte is this year. But if you believe our model, Marshall's favored to cover against Middle Tennessee, and Charlotte's margin over Rice is only three on our board, instead of 10.5. I can't guarantee these two predictions, to be honest - but I do think MTSU and Charlotte win this weekend, as well as FAU, Old Dominion, WKU, and La Tech.
MAC) Most of these games were played the last two days. (What if you were at the WMU/Kent State game, which took place while the meat of the election count took place?) The only game left has Miami over Buffalo.
MWC) As we've said before, Vegas likes the winners - they have SDSU and Boise favored by an extra TD or two every week, and they do again. Betting against the spread with those teams over the long haul isn't a bad idea. The other winners should be Wyoming, USU, and Air Force.
Sun Belt) Interesting games this week: we like App St over Troy (even), Ark St big over NMSU, Georgia St big over ULM, Georgia Southern over ULL, and Texas St covers but loses to Idaho (-7.5).
HIGHLIGHTED FCS games) Undefeated North Dakota (-2) over Northern Arizona; Cal Poly (-1.5) at Weber St; Northern Iowa (-6) at Western Illinois; SDSU over rival South Dakota (+11.5); a huge game with James Madison (-2) at Villanova; and a tossup with William&Mary @ Towson; Abilene Christian @ SE Louisiana (-6); Nicholls St @ Central Ark (-19); the big Harvard @ Penn (-3) game for the Ivy lead; and Columbia (-2.5) over Cornell; the Citadel to remain unbeaten (-16) against VMI; Chattanooga and Furman are both 8 point favorites in the Southern conference; Southern is a one point pick at Prairie View A&M in the SWAC West; we're favoring Duquesne by 6.5 in a critical game against Sacred Heart in the NEC, and Wagner @ Robert Morris is projected dead even; the Tennessee Tech @ Tennessee St rivalry has State as a TD favorite; and finally, we're looking forward to the Charleston Southern @ Liberty game in the Big South, which will go a long way towards determining that conference champ with Coastal Carolina out of the way [the Chanticleers are meandering their way into the FBS ranks for next year and with their increased scholarships are ineligible for FCS hardware this season - so far they are 7-2 this season, and should join the Sun Belt in 2017 with some gusto!]
IN THE CANADIAN FOOTBALL LEAGUE PLAYOFFS...
Edmonton @ Hamilton (eastern conference) - we like the Edmonton Eskimos on the road, 34-29. Hamilton's struggled to put good games together all season, and the Esks are riding high right now.
Winnipeg @ BC Lions (western conference) - BC Place in Vancouver's a hard road win - it's a dome, it's loud, and it was a long trip getting there. The Blue Bombers have had a great season, but we'll take the BC Lions at home, 35-27.
The eastern winner goes to Ottawa next week; the western winner plays at Calgary. The two victors of those games go to the 104th Grey Cup on November 27th. (Bet Calgary right now.)
AND FINALLY, in the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE:
Let's run 'em down! Arizona (-13.5 on FOLLOWING FOOTBALL; -16 in Vegas yesterday) over SF... Baltimore (-10 and -10) tonight over Cleveland... Carolina (-3 from FF, -2 Vegas) over KC...here's one upset: we like New Orleans (-2.5 from us; +3 in Vegas!) at home versus punchless Denver... Green Bay (-2.5, -6) at Tennessee....Houston (- 1.5 and - 4) at Jacksonville... NY Giants (-2 from FF, even in Vegas) over Cincy... the NY Jets (-1.5 and - 5) over LA at home...Philly (even on our board, -1 in Vegas) over Atlanta...Pittsburgh (-2.5 from our computer, -1 from Nevada's) over Dallas, although personally I'd ride Dak Prescott in this game... San Diego by 4 on FF, and by 7 from the pros, over Miami... Tampa Bay by half a point to a full point over Chicago...and finally, we'll take Washington (-3, +1) over Minnesota this week.
Here's hoping we do better this week than last! It was a good example why you should treat this as recreation instead of money making!
Wednesday, November 9, 2016
The strangest election night of the century...
Even the Republican nominee's people felt there was only a ten percent chance of emerging victorious last night...
Mrs. Clinton's advocates came to the party expecting to party, and as the evening wore on, the looks on their faces changed from joy to terror...
Listening to the talking heads slowly realize that everything they thought they knew was wrong...
Realizing that the rest of the world was watching the change in our foreign policy with diapers on...
Crunching numbers in battleground states to realize that the Dems did everything right on the ground - strong Latino and black turnouts, etc. - but the rural Trump vote came out of the woodwork to put their man over the top...
Watching the Rahm Emanuel theory of presidential succession take place before our eyes: we always elect a new president diametrically different from the previous one... from staid George Bush to "Bubba" Bill Clinton, from personal morally challenged Clinton to morally staunch GWBush...from good ol' boy, superficially unintelligent George W to erudite, cool Barack Obama...and now, from black Constitutional law professor Obama to government novice and redneck-appealing Donald Trump...
Being pleased that Mrs. Clinton gave a gracious concession call to the 45th president, and that there will not be a dragged-out post-election questioning of the results...
Worrying that with the present divisive mood of the country, regardless of which candidate had won, the new president would live in fear of assassination attempts for the next four years...
Watching state after state flip from red to blue or blue to red...wondering if 2016 is an aberration or the new norm...
Having to explain to my ten year old daughters that the profane man who treats women as sex objects was now their next president...
Having to explain to my highly Hispanic high school class that they were about to drop precipitously down the cultural ladder in their own country...
Worrying about the Christianity of the leadership of our nation (regardless of which nominee we'd elected last night), and knowing that the only hope for our country, as always, is a revival of Christian belief and principles, salvation to a dying land which God is preparing to take back.
He Is Coming. Be Prepared. Repent, Repeat.
Mrs. Clinton's advocates came to the party expecting to party, and as the evening wore on, the looks on their faces changed from joy to terror...
Listening to the talking heads slowly realize that everything they thought they knew was wrong...
Realizing that the rest of the world was watching the change in our foreign policy with diapers on...
Crunching numbers in battleground states to realize that the Dems did everything right on the ground - strong Latino and black turnouts, etc. - but the rural Trump vote came out of the woodwork to put their man over the top...
Watching the Rahm Emanuel theory of presidential succession take place before our eyes: we always elect a new president diametrically different from the previous one... from staid George Bush to "Bubba" Bill Clinton, from personal morally challenged Clinton to morally staunch GWBush...from good ol' boy, superficially unintelligent George W to erudite, cool Barack Obama...and now, from black Constitutional law professor Obama to government novice and redneck-appealing Donald Trump...
Being pleased that Mrs. Clinton gave a gracious concession call to the 45th president, and that there will not be a dragged-out post-election questioning of the results...
Worrying that with the present divisive mood of the country, regardless of which candidate had won, the new president would live in fear of assassination attempts for the next four years...
Watching state after state flip from red to blue or blue to red...wondering if 2016 is an aberration or the new norm...
Having to explain to my ten year old daughters that the profane man who treats women as sex objects was now their next president...
Having to explain to my highly Hispanic high school class that they were about to drop precipitously down the cultural ladder in their own country...
Worrying about the Christianity of the leadership of our nation (regardless of which nominee we'd elected last night), and knowing that the only hope for our country, as always, is a revival of Christian belief and principles, salvation to a dying land which God is preparing to take back.
He Is Coming. Be Prepared. Repent, Repeat.
Tuesday, November 8, 2016
A quick update on several fronts...
Moving...my children and my lady friend and her daughters, plus help from an assortment of friends and acquaintances, spent the weekend getting us moved into smaller quarters so as my strength continues to ebb, I can care for my living space as well as cater to my children better.
Prayer works, my friends. Before we started on Saturday morning, I prayed fervently for the strength to be useful and make it through the weekend - and I was lifting couches and working all the day long with minimal rest and medication! It was a miracle that only the power of prayer could have accomplished!
BOOK WRITING... I am currently focusing my efforts on two works of Christian fiction, both in approximately the midstages of writing (not editing, although I do a lot of editing as I write and re-write). The working title of one is A Commission From God, and it's a story about encouraging the world to repent of their sins if they want to go to heaven when they die. (Saying "I will follow You, Lord", and then not following Him? That's not a salvation prayer - that's simply a lie to God.) The other book is tentatively called Day 0001: The Singularity and the Six-Day War, and it combines, of all things, the 70th anniversary of the Yom Kippur War, the creation of truly sentient artificial intelligence, and the Rapture. (It's set about twenty years into the future, and at the start of the Great Tribulation, which I've taken some liberties with - not Biblically, mind you, but from the conventional thinking about it!). I have no projected completion date yet - it's not like I'm close enough to the end to know when that will be yet.
BUT, if you're interested in reading any of my earlier works - Her Name Is Alison, Soul Mates, Day Eleven (no relation to the one I'm currently working on), or the newest one, just finished last spring, FIVE, let me know and for ten dollars (self-publishing costs) plus delivery, I'll gladly send you a signature copy for your collection.
Finally, let's touch on the failures from our FOLLOWING FOOTBALL weekend - possibly the worst set of predictions we've ever made! In the college ranks, we went 21-33 against the spread, which is pretty pathetic. In Canada, we went 3-1, but two of the games were really easy and predictable. And in the NFL, we were a Browns-esque 2-9 this weekend, with a couple of ties where we picked the same value.
So, let's give you some free information for your trouble this time - On the College Football page, we've added the latest standings AND the latest Following Football tiers for each (A is the best, Z is at the bottom). Our top five teams right now are also Alabama, Clemson/Michigan (tie), Ohio State and Washington (and the Michigan/OSU thing will rectify itself in two weeks). Go to the college football page for more information!
Prayer works, my friends. Before we started on Saturday morning, I prayed fervently for the strength to be useful and make it through the weekend - and I was lifting couches and working all the day long with minimal rest and medication! It was a miracle that only the power of prayer could have accomplished!
BOOK WRITING... I am currently focusing my efforts on two works of Christian fiction, both in approximately the midstages of writing (not editing, although I do a lot of editing as I write and re-write). The working title of one is A Commission From God, and it's a story about encouraging the world to repent of their sins if they want to go to heaven when they die. (Saying "I will follow You, Lord", and then not following Him? That's not a salvation prayer - that's simply a lie to God.) The other book is tentatively called Day 0001: The Singularity and the Six-Day War, and it combines, of all things, the 70th anniversary of the Yom Kippur War, the creation of truly sentient artificial intelligence, and the Rapture. (It's set about twenty years into the future, and at the start of the Great Tribulation, which I've taken some liberties with - not Biblically, mind you, but from the conventional thinking about it!). I have no projected completion date yet - it's not like I'm close enough to the end to know when that will be yet.
BUT, if you're interested in reading any of my earlier works - Her Name Is Alison, Soul Mates, Day Eleven (no relation to the one I'm currently working on), or the newest one, just finished last spring, FIVE, let me know and for ten dollars (self-publishing costs) plus delivery, I'll gladly send you a signature copy for your collection.
Finally, let's touch on the failures from our FOLLOWING FOOTBALL weekend - possibly the worst set of predictions we've ever made! In the college ranks, we went 21-33 against the spread, which is pretty pathetic. In Canada, we went 3-1, but two of the games were really easy and predictable. And in the NFL, we were a Browns-esque 2-9 this weekend, with a couple of ties where we picked the same value.
So, let's give you some free information for your trouble this time - On the College Football page, we've added the latest standings AND the latest Following Football tiers for each (A is the best, Z is at the bottom). Our top five teams right now are also Alabama, Clemson/Michigan (tie), Ohio State and Washington (and the Michigan/OSU thing will rectify itself in two weeks). Go to the college football page for more information!
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Monday, November 7, 2016
SATURDAY (part three of three) - A short story about the Day In Between.
What were
Christ’s very last words on the Cross?
“It is finished.”
Who was He saying that to? Not the thieves. If He
said it to anyone, it was to His Father, God.
So…what
was finished?
His task. The sins He was to deliver to Hell.
Already.
When Christ arrived in that total darkness, He had already
completed the task which He had been assigned to do. Your sins and mine
were already deposited in Hell.
Wait…by whom?
Christ was on the cross? How could He have done it?
Technically, He couldn’t.
But the Holy
Spirit could have.
Remember, one of the reasons that the Messiah had
to die was to release the Holy Spirit from Himself and allow it to come
unto all mankind.
But now, on the day of His crucifixion, now that Christ no longer needed
Him on earth, the Holy Spirit was free to do an “end-around” on Satan before
that release.
While Satan was perhaps waiting for Christ to try
to leave all those sins on his doorstep… the Holy Spirit had already done it!
So, imagine the conversation... (PS – for me personally, it helps to give
Satan a cinematic evil accent in my head as I read his dialogue. But, you read
it as you please…)
†
“Hah! The great Jesus Christ – dead, just like any
other man. Sheol always gathers in her prey in the end!”
“Yes, Satan. Dead. Just like any man.”
“Yes…yes. Wait.” Satan’s senses move over the
spirit of the Son of Man in the darkness, sensing. Looking. Searching.
“You…” the prince of the darkness began. “You have
no…companion with You this time, do
You?” said he. “To help You, as He did in the wilderness.”
“No, Satan. He is not with Me. But He is
here. He brought you a…gift.”
“A gift?”
Jesus could hear the lilt in the Adversary’s voice, even without being able to
see the smile of curiosity in the darkness. “What could the Son of God possibly
bring me that I can’t just take whenever I want to?”
Deep in the blackness, Christ returned the smile.
It was His first smile in days.
“Sin.”
“Sin?” His laughter made a lesser righteous
man’s skin crawl. “Foolish Man. I have all the sin I need, thanks to
this fallen human race. Here; let me show You.” Satan caused light to reach
Christ, albeit an eerie, almost purplish aura of a light. The prince went to what he foolishly considered 'his' prisons, where the spirits of the most recent sinners lay, unmoving.
“The sins of these poor souls lay bare for You to
see, Son of God, and…eh? Hmm. That’s odd.” Satan paused over one recent
arrival. “This one seems to have no sins. Must be a mistake. You’re the
only one who…” He pauses as he scans more of his imprisoned souls. “He
doesn’t have any either. And neither does she. What’s going on here?”
“I just told you, Lucifer. I had their sin. All
of it. And from now on, every single person who believes on Me will
register exactly the same – sinless, blameless, in front of God and all
His angels – even the fallen ones, Satan. You have no more right to hold them
here than you do Me.”
“What? Of course I can hold You! You said it
Yourself – You brought their sin here, so You get the privilege
of receiving their punishment!”
“Been there.”
“What?!?”
“Done that.”
Now Christ rose up over the shadow of darkness, over the imprisoned spirits,
over the various bound demons. “Apparently you were not paying attention,
Satan. Those sins have been punished. The Father has taken His Holy
Wrath on the possessor of those sins already:…”
“You.” The prince of shadows slowly begins to put
the puzzle together.
“Me. I was carrying those sins, even before you
visited Me in the garden of Gethsemane, but you were too concerned with
tempting Me, too proud of your fiendish plan to execute Me that you never
noticed that you had been manipulated into that plan by the Father from the
beginning.”
“I did this?…”
“You did this. You paved the way for
dozens of these souls to leave Hades, their punishments having been served,
their debt paid, just because they believed on their Lord Jesus Christ before
their death. And here is the best part…”
“No…” His voice is faint now, pointed more inward
than out.
“Yes, Satan. From this day forward, every
person who believes on Me will similarly find their sentences here
eliminated. I carried the sins of every believer with Me: not just those
alive today but through the end of time, and their bail has been paid in
full. They will never…see… Sheol. You and your fellow fallen angels will forever after be the only ones sent here against their wills. Everyone else will have the choice to follow Me and count their sins paid, rather than be sent here.”
“I did this…”
“You
did this. Congratulations, Satan. You signed your own warrant.” Though He spoke with no more effort
or exertion, His voice boomed over the entire underworld. “To all of you, fallen
angels, be wary, for your fate is sealed.” And now, as He recited Psalm
16: “I saw the Lord always before Me, for He is
at My right hand,” the Holy Spirit rejoined Him. “That I may not be shaken.
Therefore, My heart is glad, and My tongue rejoiced, for You will not abandon
My soul to Sheol, or let Your Holy One see corruption.”
“And now, Father,” He continued, growing more radiant with every
word, “glorify Me in Your own presence with the glory that I had with You
before the world existed.”
And as He finished, the radiating light of God
emanated from his body and overwhelmed the purple darkness; the newly-sinless
were set free, and death could no longer keep its grasp on the soul of Jesus
Christ, the Son of God.
†
At Satan’s feet were the dried up “husks” of the
sins carried on earth by Christ and transferred to Satan’s realm by the Holy
Spirit. They piled up against his feet like battered leaves after a storm on a
blustery autumn day. Did you know sins
have shells? Oh, they do. The more you deny a sin, the thicker the shell
gets. The sins of generations’ hidden secrets can be as hard as stone, and the
work it takes to crack through those shells is immense. Today, though, even
those husks lay bare, cracked open by the Lord’s Wrath as easily as any other.
Above him, the explosion of Christ’s departure was
tangibly felt by humans all around Jericho – not just the initial earthquake
but the aftershocks as well. Mount Olivet, which sits on a fault line, shook as
it rarely did. The veil was split in the Temple, revealing the Holiest of
Holies to the neighboring chamber for the first time. Time, remember, doesn’t work the same way in the Realm of God as it
does on earth. Though on earth, we associate the events of Matthew 27:51-53
with Christ’s death, these came instead from His victory over Satan, and
the synchronicity of the two proclaims the fact that the believers were truly
set free the instant Christ died, and the sins left earth with Him. With
Them.
Those saints whose souls were just freed from Sheol
had gotten lost “in the shuffle”, so to speak. At first, many of them returned
to their bodies and tried to figure out how to cope with their new-found
freedom by coming back to earth, as Matthew described. Soon, however, the
angelic hosts were able to guide them to their new Home, and order was
restored.
As he picked up a particularly hefty husk, Satan
was left to ponder what might have been, had he understood what God the Son had
told him earlier. Ever the optimist, he tossed the larger section of the
marble-like sin husk up twice in succession, and then threw it a great
distance, striking his intended target – a small demon, facing away from him –
in the back of the head.
He let out a small chuckle. “Ah, well, I Am, you’ve bested me here. But it’s a
minor victory at worst. So Jesus reached what, a few hundred Canaanites?
A couple thousand at most? There’s an
entire planet of sinners that will still be mine to harvest. Once His
visit to earth isn’t newsworthy any more, this will die down, and they’ll all
be mine again. No reason to worry.” He threw the other half of the sin shell, striking
the same demon in the right ear. Another chuckle.
†
Sunday
morning came, and it was time to complete the mission. The crypt was broken
open from the inside, and the glory of the Lord Jesus Christ emerged from the
tomb, filled for the first time in a while with the full power of God. Were
Jesus proud, He would have reveled in the moment as He felt the power He had
willingly set aside more than thirty years ago, along with so much more.
But
He was beyond pride.
He
left the cave and went to the top of Mount Olivet, still silent and unoccupied
so early in the morning after the Sabbath. Soon enough, He would make His
presence – His resurrection – known, and it would verify everything He
had told the disciples. Then, they could begin to spread the Good News – that
there was now a way to become close to God, to walk with Him, and to experience life the
way that God had always wanted humans to experience it: as complete
beings, not just in these fragile shells with fallen souls. They could begin spreading the Word, how believing in His Lordship would allow them eternal life in His presence. Jesus knew, now that He was restored to His
God-ly understanding, what the future held in all of its beautiful
detail. And He once again understood that rather than being limited to the few
people His human form touched, His message would now begin to spread throughout
the globe, allowing those elect who would understand it to choose belief in
Him, having never seen or heard Him in person. And once the message reached the
last, remote corners of humanity, it would be time to return and make good on
the promise.
Until
then, however, there were more immediate concerns. More immediate, in fact,
than meeting Mary Magdalene on the road to topple that first domino.
So He knelt, momentarily taking in the view over
Jerusalem as He did so, before He bowed His head.
And
then, He prayed.
- gordon paul smith
- gordon paul smith
Sunday, November 6, 2016
SATURDAY (part two of three) - A short story about the Day In Between.
He
spoke eloquently that evening, as He always did, although His audience was
small; it was important that this loyal group of disciples understood as best
they could what was to come in the next few days, so they would be prepared to
gather in the harvest of Believers.
“Do
you now believe? Behold, the hour is coming; indeed, it has come, when
you will be scattered, each to his own home, and will leave Me alone. Yet I am not alone, for the Father is with Me. I
have said these things to you, that in me you may have peace. In the world,
you will have tribulation. But take heart: I
have overcome the world.”
And
now, the moment He had been dreading, more than the impending cruelties of the
Roman centurions, more than the crucifixion itself. Like an oxen who had never
before felt the restriction of a yoke, He was about to take on a harness to a
weightier cart than any man had ever been asked to pull. Yet His voice never
wavered.
Jesus
lifted His eyes to heaven and changed the direction of His speech. “Father, the
hour has come; Glorify Your Son that
the Son may glorify You, since You have given Him authority over all flesh, to
give eternal life to all whom You have given Him.”
While
He continued to pray, a miraculous thing happened. It’s not recorded in the
Gospels precisely, but we know it happened, and we can see when it happens: as
Christ continues, God the Father in His omniscience views the entirety of human
history, gathers in the entire body of sins of every one of His elect over
the entire course of history, from Eden to Armageddon, and deposits them in
the body and soul of His One Son.
Every
sin.
Murder, adultery, theft, lying, coveting.
Greed, envy, lust, sloth, gluttony, wrath, and
pride. And so many more.
Consider the enormity of the burden God the
Father placed upon His beloved Son. Imagine for a minute that you’re trapped in
the worst snowstorm in history. You would be completely overwhelmed by it, of
course, as would we all, but at least you’ve been in snow before, and
you would have some general idea as to how to handle it from your previous life
experience. Now, what if you had never seen snow before? Wouldn’t that
snow storm be even more incomprehensible?
That’s Christ’s predicament. As He continues to
pray in front of His disciples, He is being overwhelmed by the largest
sin-storm in history…He who had never experienced even a flurry before. No
wonder He started to get testy as they were leaving the upper room, telling
Peter how he would deny his knowledge of Christ three times “before the rooster
crows” (Mark 14:30, Matthew 26:34).
By the time they reached the garden of Gethsemane,
He was in the full throes of suffering under the incomprehensible burden of sin
He now bore. “Sit here while I pray,” He said to the disciples. “And He took
with Him Peter and James and John, and began to be greatly distressed and
troubled. And He said to them, ‘My soul is very sorrowful, even to death.
Remain here and watch (or ‘keep awake’,
depending on the manuscript)’. And going a little farther, He fell on the
ground and prayed that, if it were possible, the hour might pass from
Him. And He said, ‘Abba, Father, all things are possible for You. Remove
this cup from Me’.” (Mark 14:32-36)
When you get down and depressed, how do you
react? Before this, we’ve seen Jesus have times when He had difficult
situations, and He never seemed to lose His cool. But now, burdened with
many layers of sin and grief, His reactions are more like those of us who have
fought depression in our mortal lives – His off-hand comment to Peter, His need
for companionship, taking the three with Him when He prayed (Jesus, who always
sought solitary communion before), His self-recognition of what lesser humans
would call suicidal depression, and most telling of all, His plea to His Father
to remove the burden of sin, apparently because He feels He’s not capable of
taking on the challenge in front of Him.
All of these feelings are completely understandable
and explicable, but in Christ they’re so incongruous because He’s never had to
deal with them before. In His prayer, He goes on to ask the Father twice more
to “remove this cup from Me” in His insecurity, and complains twice about His
friends not being there for Him when He needs them the most. Do you understand now
why we must repent of our sins? Why
we must let go of our grief? The
greatest man who ever lived suffered from the oppression of sin and grief, even
when it wasn’t truly His.
†
Watch Him on the cross. Noon has passed, and Jesus
continued to weaken and suffer, the perfect Man feels the pain of abandonment,
the loneliness of grief. Of course, given the incredible physical abuse and
torture He’d been put through over the previous fifteen hours, every word of
His suffering has been earned.
As mid-afternoon approaches, the words “Jesus of
Nazareth, King Of The Jews” can no longer be made out clearly by the taunters
at Christ’s feet. The supernatural darkness also precludes a clear picture of
the face of the Son of God, who – though dying – has finally gotten a mental
respite from the verbal warfare Satan sent His way, and He has begun to gather
His mental strength and resources for the coming conflict. He still feels the
abandonment – “My God, My God! Why have You forsaken Me?” – but He’s starting
to remember who He is and (more crucially) why He’s here.
“Jesus, remember me when You come into Your
kingdom,” one of the robbers asks the man he recognizes as Lord in these last
few minutes of his life. But for Jesus, the robber’s words revive more memories
than he had known: He also remembers what His purpose on earth is. “Truly I say
to you, today you will be with Me in paradise.”
But first, He has a slight detour to make.
†
Darkness. Jesus is in complete and total darkness.
Hell is different from most folks’ imaginations.
Satan has no interest in the fire and brimstone, any more than you do. Tools of
the trade, but that’s not what Hell is.
If Heaven is complete connection with God, then the
opposite is true: Hell is the complete absence of God. And the absence
of all creations of God. Which is, essentially, everything.
Jesus was truly separated from His Father for the
first time since Time began.
Charles Spurgeon said this about Christ’s suffering
on and after the cross:
“At that moment
physical weakness was united with mental torture from the shame and ignominy
through which He had to pass; and to make His grief culminate with emphasis, He
suffered spiritual agony surpassing all expression resulting from the departure
of His Father’s presence. This was
the Black Midnight of His horror. Then it was that He descended into the
abyss of suffering.
“No man can
enter into the full meaning of these words.”
By that undeniable measure, we cannot truly
conceive of the horrors Christ went through when He arrived in that “black
midnight”. But the clues to His victory are there:
·
We know that
despite the burden He bore, He had already
begun to control Himself and His situation even before death, by His final
conversation on the cross.
·
We know that He
emerged on Sunday not only victorious over Satan, but over sin and death
itself. His composed and gracious presence before Mary Magdalene Sunday
morning confirms that He emerged unscathed
emotionally, mentally, and spiritually.
·
We know that
Christ was visibly relieved by His
victory when He returned to earth. This battle did not have a
foregone conclusion. In Jesus’ mind, at least, it was by no means certain that
He would be successful in completing His task.
·
He returned to
earth on Sunday morning not in His glorified body (the one John saw in
Revelation) but in His earthly body, imbued with His Godly Spirit for the first
time. The body was healthy. His conflict with Satan was not a physical one.
·
Finally, we
have the battle in the wilderness, described by Matthew and Luke in chapter 4
of each of their Gospels. In that conflict, Jesus used only one weapon against
the devil – the Word of God, which is the ultimate
weapon against Satan or any fallen angel. Never forget that every
one of the demons not only knows
Scripture but is bound to obey its
restrictions.
All of this information leads me to this
conclusion…
The battle
Jesus fought with Satan on Sinless Saturday would not have made good box
office. But it would have been epic.
As far as physical action goes, there would have
been virtually none. This would have been more akin to a chess match,
essentially a battle of wits and subterfuge between Satan and the Lord. But it was the climax of the greatest battle ever waged.
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